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Thursday, October 2nd, 2003
2:18 am
Days Events
Just another day in Big Lewi's life yo. I woke up about 1, went to my aunts house and ate a fish dinner. Man it stunk like my girl but I went ahead and muched down since i figure i eat my girl out anyway. But after that i went down to my new job at the construction site. Sat around and looked at some good ass walking through there. Me and Steve Long got full fledgers looking at this new guy named Emilio, DAMN WHAT A FINEY!! After work i called my girl Fachina and man she was tappin dudes like Christmas. Then i finally just went back home played with my purple headed Ted Dibiase then hit the sack

P.S. Went to my grandma's tuesday and watched 2 porno's with her. She was eating some hard candy and started chokin on that shit once she caught a glimpse of John Holmes big sausage link. He does have one hell of a Bratwurst. Well take it easy

Current Mood: bouncy
2:13 am
Fuckin Posers
Hey its been a while since i've updated so i'm gonna lay down some shit for all the posers out there like my boy Mariano you fake ass hoe. Alright so this rhyme is for all those fools that have ever stood in the way of the Ryan-nator.
"Hey this is for the hoes that fucked with me, bitch you better duck the G. Cause i'm as real as you can get, fuck with me Clint and i'll squeeze your mothers tit, thats some really nasty shit, but you know i'm not gonna quit. That gay muthafucka named Mariano, has never had a fine hoe. But he sucks dick like Tony Yayo, you know why? Cause i say so"
Wednesday, February 12th, 2003
12:46 pm
Been a while
So I was sitting there the other day watching my girlfriend change the oil in my car, and I was getting pissed because she kept struggling when she tried to unscrew the filter. I was even more pissed than usual because I was playing videogames as I supervised her from inside the house, until I finally had to put the controller down and go outside to yell at her.

I stood out there in my underwear on a Saturday morning screaming at the top of my lungs. Then my neighbor, who's a total pussy, comes by and says "you shouldn't be yelling at your girlfriend like that." I wasn't going to stand there and just take it, so I socked him one right in the kisser. His wife was bringing groceries inside when this happened, and as if it wasn't bad enough that I had to stop playing video games to go outside and yell, now this bitch was screaming at me like it was my fault.

I couldn't understand what she was shrieking about, as she was flapping her arms in the air and screaming. She started crying when she saw the busted lip I gave her pussy husband, so she took one of her shoes off and threw it at me. I caught the shoe between my pecs and I started to laugh like a pirate. Then she started walking towards me to take her shoe back, and there was no way I was going to let this bitch get near my chest so I body slammed her into a cactus that happened to be there. She got up and was uglier than before, so I did what I always do when women start to cry: I went back inside to play video games.

That wasn't the end of it though, it turns out the cranky old hag across the street saw all of this going on, so she came over to do what women do best: bitch. When I opened the door she was standing there in a partly transparent night gown, and it totally ruined the prospect of having a boner for at least 50 years. I was just starting to change my mind about the night gown when she started screeching at me and her stupid cat that she was holding started to hiss. So I took the cat and punted it over my neighbor's fence. She started crying "oh no! My cat! What have you done with my cat?!" I was laughing my ass off, then the bitch tried to scratch me so I gave her a round house kick and dislocated her hip. I was laughing so hard I shit my pants.
Thursday, May 30th, 2002
12:15 am
Yea Fools, Come Fight Me..
Man shit just don't seem to get much better for me and the way things are goin ever since I got my grades haven't really been to awfully great. I got me a new girl these days, her name is Pauline. She has some big ole titties and a nice set of legs on her. Marianno is starting to lose touch with me which doesn't surprise me that smelly crouch bastard. I knew that as soon as we broke up that was going to be the end of it for him. But I guess that he is content with his life while i'm content with mine. I'm so sick of all my so-called friends telling me that we are tight when in reality I know that they talk shit behind my back like some hoes. I say fuck em let them say what they want. I'm so sick of the bullshit.
Thursday, April 18th, 2002
12:15 am
Freestyle "Off the Heezie, ghetto wheezie for my neezie's"
This one right here is for all my niggaz in those cell blocks, servin one for the team. This one is for ya'll cause i ain't mad at ya.
"Yo my niggaz the streets ain't changed, still pushin dope like a motha-fucka. Stressed as they come it don't stop till that casket drop. I be servin these fools like i'm a dentist, Dennis the Menace, for this rhyme i'll prolly be serving a 25 to life sentence. Alotta fools wanna bury me, carry me, but this nigga laugh like he's watching Jim Carrey G. I'm about to wreck, but you betta bet that i'm gonna keep flowin like Dolamite. These bitchaz like Sara Ponder better raise up off my nuts before I cum on here like a stick of Dyna-mite. I spit flows ridiculous, like I have syphalis, Michelle Pennington is mad because I left her titty-less. The rhyme king, the nigga in the ring, the fool that be blinding these hoes with my earrings. Don't be expecting me to come off as a prick, Cause I take this dick and shove it up against your clit. The shit don't stop and it will never change, you'll never meet a nigga like me caught in the game."
Thats how you represent your click, PEACE OUT
Friday, December 14th, 2001
1:37 am
Loc 2 da Brain
Just got back from my nigga Raided's house we chilled and poored out a little liquor for the nigga's. So after that we ate a little food and played a couple games of dice. Man I can't believe that I can't get my job back at Bern's that sucks some major dick. I told Marianno the other night that his little ass is gonna get pounded if he don't come up with a job for the Ryan-nator because i'm not no punk ass fool. So I'm kinda dating Jenny still but Karl thinks that he's gonna get up in it for some reason but I know that he is full of shit. But things have changed since I moved in with Grandma guys. Everytime I take a magazine into the bathroom to look at when I shit, my grandma is thinking that i'm beating my dick and it just makes me sick that she thinks that. But anyway I guess I'll just move to the basement where she cant harass me about it. So i'm callin it a night. Keep up the good work Bush
Wednesday, November 21st, 2001
12:02 pm
Go 2 Hell Osama
Man I'll tell you what. Osama Bin Laden is going to get that ass kicked. I hope that turban head son of a bitch knows that he is messin with the best. I'm about to join the fuckin military so I can go over to the Afghan Land & choke his ass out myself. I'm sick of this OSAMA, YOUR ASS IS GONNA PAY DAMNIT!!!! But anyway back to personal matters I got fired today from Bern's. Thats some shit isn't it??? Fuckers seen Marianno grab my pack of rocks so they figured we were goofin around so they fired me, ME!!!!. Not him, I told his little faget ass that he better get me rehired up there or I'm gonna kick his faget ass. Ummmm I just started dating someone new today my special little lady Jenny, baby I love you!! She has to be the best girl to finger.I'm just glad that I got her away from Karl because he's nothin but a low down dirty piece of shit ya know?? Well I'm out ya'll, keep that head up and eyes wide open.
Monday, October 29th, 2001
12:28 am
Sup World
I just realized that some people on livejournal are dicks. Most people are really cool but some are just asses when they block you from leaving comments just because they are afraid that your making them look bad. I also don't like people who say that their your friends to your face but then talk some major shit behind your back when your not around. But anyway I think that the person on livejournal knows who they are. I would just like to let them know that if they wanna be pussies about me posting entries they should talk things out with me and not be a little pussy about everything. Well I'm outta here I hope everyone but that asshole has a good day tomorrow. Later ya'll
Thursday, October 25th, 2001
12:04 pm
The Pimp's Revenge
I told Marianno not to mess with the best, but he settles for the rest. I don't know what to do man, Oxford has just been stressin a brother out. Shit has been gettin too deep here lately for me, I don' t know what to think or do anymore man. Bern's is also stressin me considering that I have to drive back and forth to work and all that. But anyway I had class today from 7 to 8 in the morning, crack of dawnin. "Wake up & wipe the cold out my eye, see who this pagin me and why." Well anyway baby boys and girls I gotta run so I'll check with ya'll later
12:58 am
Where are my parents???????
Man I cannot believe some of the shit I have to put up with working at Bern's. They are sure lucky that I even stay there and take there shit. Marianno always thinks its play time, grabbing my ass and shit in front of the boss. You know I don't mind if he does the shit, just not in front of the boss. I try to stay strait pimpin but sometimes my ass hurts cause of the inflammation on my b-sack ya know?? But I'll tell you what Bern's is gonna be a damn man short by the time I get done there. This shit just isn't my bag. I think I'm gonna go back out with Sara Ponder just so we can get our roll on again. Well anyway you little shits have a nice evening later.
Wednesday, October 24th, 2001
8:52 pm
Damn its been a long time ya'll
Hey I haven't really had a chance to update this journal because I've been way too busy up here in Oxford & all that bullshit you know how I roll. I just thought that I would say whats up to my peeps back home and tell everyone wazzzuppp. Well everybody I'm outtie take it easy.
Tuesday, August 1st, 2000
4:07 pm
School Sucks!!!!
Im just sitting here thinking about going back to school. I honeslty hate school, but im a little scared to go out into tha real world. I will probably work at Bern's the rest of my life, thats the fuck of it. I hate Bern's with a passion, but Im sure I wouldnt be able to work anywhere else. I have been really thinking about my future a lot lately. With my herpes I seriously doubt I can find a women who loves me. And Marriano is married so I guess I can count him out as well. Ive been really depressed lately thinking about all this, and to top it all off, my tennis coach said I have been playing like shit lately and that if I didn't start playing how I used to he was gonna send me to the golf team, which would really suck because its my senior year!! I am playing poorly becuase my herpes have really been acting up lately and my mind is always on that instead of my tennis game. Well I have said enough, Im outta here.
Thursday, July 13th, 2000
2:25 pm
Got a blow job 2day from my Gym teacher at summer school. It was pretty cool I'll check u guys later.
Tuesday, July 11th, 2000
1:59 pm
"You got any Woo-Long" ha ha ha ha ha ha.........
Today I was at work at Bern's, and I was drunk when I went in and Marianno was looking really good 2 me. I had 2 buy him a Sobe hoping that I could get into his drawers. So as the day progressed I was getting closer to getting in his pants. So I finally progressed and kissed him, tongue and all. It was fun as hell!!

That was pretty much my whole day see you guys.
Friday, July 7th, 2000
10:51 pm
Yea, Yea
Went 2 work today like every other day it wasn't that bed though, considering that I seen some pretty hot chicks. But I always see hot chicks at work. All I know is that one day I'm gonna get with one and take them in the field and get a little physical ya know. Some guy at worked named Mariano tried to get on me today. I told him that I wasn't a flaming faget like him and that he needed to fuck off before I kicked his ass.

After work I just came home and sat here like I'm doing now not really doing anything but typing in this damn livejournal but I guess that its not that bad. Things could be worse, like being out in the hot sun at work again I would have to pass on that one bud. Well anyway I'm gonna go find something to do hopefully Clint will call me or something.
Tuesday, July 4th, 2000
3:49 am
Back 2 the Job
I started my job today working at Bern's, its really not that bad though I guess. My dad is thinking about getting a new car hopefully he'll get rid of my Prelude and get me a new one. Even though mine is pretty tight and gets me the bitches.

I went fishing with my grandpa earlier, I caught 2 5lb. bass that were a bitch to get off the hook, my grandpa sat there and laughed his ass off at me all day, but I had fun though.
Saturday, July 1st, 2000
7:33 pm
Just havin fun!!!!
My girl came over today we were in my room getting a little wild. So we decided to take a shower, little did I know 5 minutes later I was getting a fucking head job in that muthafucka. It was definately satisfying. After that I sent her stank ass home. Her shit fachina isn't that good anyway I'm bout 2 get me a new hoe.

4:07 pm
Me and the guys
I think tonight a couple of my friends and myself are going 2 go dancing or something. I don't know though, but I'm pretty sure that all them will wanna get drunk. I might drink but I don't really know if I want 2 or not because I felt like shit this morning. Trust me hang overs are a BITCH!!! Yes I hate those damn things. Well anyways I'm outta here.
3:54 pm
This is my first entry in this thing and I just wanna start this out by giving it up for my people all throughout Franklin baby!! Franklin rules!!!
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